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[It's not like Carolina has had a lot of interaction with him at home, aside from watching him burn stuff down, twice... But the sim troopers, all of them, are more than team mates, which is what has her texting today.
Even if she might regret it, and considering small talk has never really been her thing-]
How's it going?
Even if she might regret it, and considering small talk has never really been her thing-]
How's it going?
[ Oh! What a wonderful surprise to find right after his daily nap on a bed of roses. ]
Hey Carolina!
I didn't know you did social calls! Why didn't you tell me?! I would've tickled your phone a long time ago! Now that I know, I'll be sure to keep you up to date with all my comings and goings! Oh! It'll be great! We can make our own group chat! Here! Let me invite you!
[ A minute later. ]
You have been invited to Secret Agent Chat! by Franklin D. Donut.
Hiya!
Hey Carolina!
I didn't know you did social calls! Why didn't you tell me?! I would've tickled your phone a long time ago! Now that I know, I'll be sure to keep you up to date with all my comings and goings! Oh! It'll be great! We can make our own group chat! Here! Let me invite you!
[ A minute later. ]
You have been invited to Secret Agent Chat! by Franklin D. Donut.
Hiya!
[And yup. Ten seconds? Five seconds? She's already regretting her decision.]
So you're fine.
Good.
So you're fine.
Good.
Well sure! I mean, it was a little touch and go there for a while on account that I started planning out all of your bloody murders in my diary, but then one day I woke up and it was the funniest thing. I didn't want to blow you up anymore. I mean, sure I'd blow you but not like that if you know what I mean. ;)
Anyways, by the time, I resurfaced I'd already moved into a new place and planted a garden. I guess I was so busy decorating I didn't have time to follow up on your bloody deaths. Pretty wild right? Talking about wild. I was thinking of throwing a welcome home party, but I'm not sure if it's a little too on the nose if I throw one for myself, soooo I was thinking. Why don't you say you're throwing it and I plan it! It'll be the best of both worlds! You get to show off your newly acquired socials skills and I get to plan a party! It's a win-win!
What do you say?!
Anyways, by the time, I resurfaced I'd already moved into a new place and planted a garden. I guess I was so busy decorating I didn't have time to follow up on your bloody deaths. Pretty wild right? Talking about wild. I was thinking of throwing a welcome home party, but I'm not sure if it's a little too on the nose if I throw one for myself, soooo I was thinking. Why don't you say you're throwing it and I plan it! It'll be the best of both worlds! You get to show off your newly acquired socials skills and I get to plan a party! It's a win-win!
What do you say?!
Edited 2018-12-30 03:50 (UTC)
[That really should have been good bye, shouldn't it?]
No.
No.
[Blargh.
Conscious.
Look what happened with Temple...]
But I can drop you off some of the supplies we have, if you need some.
Conscious.
Look what happened with Temple...]
But I can drop you off some of the supplies we have, if you need some.
[There may be a fair amount of time between the next message, because, well, it feels like a trap.]
Ok.
Let me know where exactly, and I'll drop off some rations.
Ok.
Let me know where exactly, and I'll drop off some rations.
Here you go.
[ And he sends out his location to her. ]
Don't forget the piña colada's!
[ And he sends out his location to her. ]
Don't forget the piña colada's!
Right. I'll just pop down to the corner store to get some.
Thanks for letting me stay for a while. It was super nice of you guys to let me use Epsilon's room while I was there. I know it's not easy to share, Grif still hasn't quite got that down yet. Sarge too, now that I think about of it. And Simmons doesn't like anyone messing with his organizational charts, and don't even try to touch Lopez tools! That fiery Latin temper of his gets all hot and bothered if you do! Anyways, I just wanted to say that I'm glad I have such wonderful friends who are supportive and super cool and who would totally throw me a housewarming party as a gesture of their friendship and if they needed help with anything I just so happen to have put together a 'How to' book on planning the perfect housewarming party for your friendly neighborhood red sim trooper. It's just something I had lying around, so if you ever need to borrow it go right ahead~
Edited 2018-12-30 18:48 (UTC)
[ It was impossible to miss Donut moving out, but Wash had a lot of bridges to rebuild after that last event and honestly, he wasn't sure how to approach it. But when the other soldier doesn't move back AND there are animals trampling through the city?
He's probably just fine, with that shield, but... ]
Donut are you okay?
He's probably just fine, with that shield, but... ]
Donut are you okay?
[There... is no corner store, so he better have understood that sarcasm.
... probably didn't.
And there it goes. That other shoe dropping. Is he trying to get her to feel bad or guilty, because aside from dropping off some items, she really isn't planning on any sort of a house warming.
Maybe she'll find him something? That would cover it, right? Something for decoration? A framed wanted poster? She's not exactly a gift giver, let alone a party thrower.
A part of her does want to question whether or not there is a book, and where this book has come from, but once she goes down that rabbit hole, she's going to be stuck down there for a while. No, it's fine. Inconsequential. Not important at the moment.]
Thanks, but no thanks. You can keep your book. Might need it for kindling.
I'll be by later, unless you've got other plans.
... probably didn't.
And there it goes. That other shoe dropping. Is he trying to get her to feel bad or guilty, because aside from dropping off some items, she really isn't planning on any sort of a house warming.
Maybe she'll find him something? That would cover it, right? Something for decoration? A framed wanted poster? She's not exactly a gift giver, let alone a party thrower.
A part of her does want to question whether or not there is a book, and where this book has come from, but once she goes down that rabbit hole, she's going to be stuck down there for a while. No, it's fine. Inconsequential. Not important at the moment.]
Thanks, but no thanks. You can keep your book. Might need it for kindling.
I'll be by later, unless you've got other plans.
I'll keep it just in case ;)
[ He's certain she'll have use of it pretty soon. He's so excited for that housewarming party! ]
Not unless you count my yoga session. I've gotta keep my hammies all nice and stretched~
[ He's certain she'll have use of it pretty soon. He's so excited for that housewarming party! ]
Not unless you count my yoga session. I've gotta keep my hammies all nice and stretched~
[ A reply comes an hour later. ]
Hey, Wash! I didn't know you did social calls too! Why didn't you tell me you and Carolina were into that stuff! If I'd known I would've called you both ages ago!
Sooo~ How are you doing? Anything new? Any housewarming parties I should be aware of? ;)
Hey, Wash! I didn't know you did social calls too! Why didn't you tell me you and Carolina were into that stuff! If I'd known I would've called you both ages ago!
Sooo~ How are you doing? Anything new? Any housewarming parties I should be aware of? ;)
Edited 2019-01-02 06:03 (UTC)
I guess I do. I would've stopped by but I'm not sure where you moved to. Just wanted to make sure you didn't get trampled. Are you doing okay?
I'm fine. But you don't want me to try and throw you a party -- maybe you should talk to Tucker, he'd be good at that.
I'm fine. But you don't want me to try and throw you a party -- maybe you should talk to Tucker, he'd be good at that.
Sure I am. I've got my shield, remember. I saw the stampede and made some popcorn to watch the show. It was like the PG-13 version of the running of the bulls back on Earth. I used to beg my Mom's back home to let me go but no it was always 'Franklin, we're not letting a bull have their way with you'. Really, Mom?! I'm not just gonna let any horny stud gore me in the ass!
Anyways! I had a good time, got a nap in between on a bed of flowers safe inside my shield all courtesy of the whole god-hood thing. I'm sure one day, you'll be deemed worthy enough to be a god too, Wash. I mean, there's all sorts of gods these days. They've got a god of death, insanity, and even cars! Oh! And I bet there's a spot open for Party Planners~ Specifically, house warming parties~ I've got a book all about planning one if you need any help! :)
Anyways! I had a good time, got a nap in between on a bed of flowers safe inside my shield all courtesy of the whole god-hood thing. I'm sure one day, you'll be deemed worthy enough to be a god too, Wash. I mean, there's all sorts of gods these days. They've got a god of death, insanity, and even cars! Oh! And I bet there's a spot open for Party Planners~ Specifically, house warming parties~ I've got a book all about planning one if you need any help! :)
Edited 2019-01-02 21:12 (UTC)
No, I certainly wouldn't want to interrupt your yoga.
Oh don’t worry, I love company! I got used to it on account of Sarge assigning Lopez to me constantly for some reason. Hmm, now that I think about it was probably because Lopez was just as talkative as me! You know those Latin men, always whispering things in your ears. Hehehe.
Oh, before I forget! I’ve been doing some flower arranging lately so you’re welcome to interrupt that too. I really got into it before I was kicked out of Heaven and brought down here. I got really good at it. I used to make bouquets for my shinki all the time in exchange for his beauty secrets. Oh, you would not believe his make-up techniques. His eye-liner was totally on point! I learned a lot from him. So, if you ever want to add a little oomph to your look, I’d be happy to make a day out of it! It’ll be a girls night out! I’m so excited!!!!
Oh, before I forget! I’ve been doing some flower arranging lately so you’re welcome to interrupt that too. I really got into it before I was kicked out of Heaven and brought down here. I got really good at it. I used to make bouquets for my shinki all the time in exchange for his beauty secrets. Oh, you would not believe his make-up techniques. His eye-liner was totally on point! I learned a lot from him. So, if you ever want to add a little oomph to your look, I’d be happy to make a day out of it! It’ll be a girls night out! I’m so excited!!!!
Edited 2019-01-03 04:59 (UTC)
Ya. I don't really arrange flowers. Ever.
Or need to add any oomph to my look. But you go right ahead. Enjoy.
Or need to add any oomph to my look. But you go right ahead. Enjoy.
I don't have to try everything to know - aka setting yourself on fire? I wouldn't like it.
[ He probably would set himself on fire just to try it out. Over his armor of course~ ]
Tucker was right, you really don't know how to have fun do you?
Tucker was right, you really don't know how to have fun do you?
Edited 2019-01-06 01:31 (UTC)
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